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How to get laid

Choose like a guy. If your in a room full of people you find attractive, say at a club or something go like this. Start somewhere and keep going through the room until you succeed.

As a function this strategy would look like this:

f(x) can be made to be as close to L as desired by making x sufficiently close to c. In that case, the above equation can be read as “the limit of f of x, as x approaches c, is L

Or in english. The amount of people that will sleep with you can be made as close to whatever amount you desire by increasing the number of people you ask you ask to infinity.

In that case, the above can be read as “the limit of the amount of people that will sleep with you, as increase the amount you ask, is however many you want”

Same logic can be applied to job hunting and probably a number of other things. 

How to get a relationship

Choose like a girl. Go for someone you like above others and/or likes you above others.

If you like someone above others you will be willing to try harder for them to get your attention
If someone likes you above others they will try harder to get your attention

either scenario can lead to a success, though the most likely success is if you both like each other above others.

could be an xbox developer with that shit :p maybe look into buying dev for 360 and u’ll be able to debug shit straight to the xbox :)

Yeah, if im not mistaken you have to pay for that. But if i ever wanna make an xbox game XNA is all i need [i got a 360 btw]

Im officially a .net user now

Ive had the express version of Visual Studios for a while now however I realized that I could get the deluxe edition for free due to microsoft having an agreement with the colleges (meaning the school pays microsoft and microsoft gives you shit free of charge because they made their money off the school already).

Now that I got the real version I can try out making a game with XNA (which I also got for free). 

Female Breton Necromage Vampire Assassin

Will be my next skyrim character.

Why female: Agent of Dibella

Why Breton: good mage race that isnt an elf

Why Necromage Vampire: God tiered bonuses

Why Assassin: Preferred combat style (sneaker/close range)

I excel at making people hate me.